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miércoles, 30 de abril de 2008

En uno de esos descuidos, se me perdio la contraseña del blog ¬¬
intente guardar silencio y no mencionar el blog para evitar comentarios ofensivos...





...no resulto.

en fin, recupere el password

asi que como inaguracion, escribi sus nombres completos en el google, ( si, el TUYO )
para ver que tipo de aberracion me mostraba la poderosa net...y miren lo que encontre!!! :D




















martes, 15 de abril de 2008

La Ultima Cena

LOL!


PD: si eres de esos que se ofenden, se llevan la mano al pecho y dicen ''señor perdonalos por sus pecados'' te propongo esto : ves esa ''X'' en la esquina superior derecha de tu pantalla? si? la encontraste? que bien!!!!! ahora haz click en la ''X'' con el boton izquierdo de tu mouse.












Las 25 Leyes mas RETARDS del mundo

Estaba jugando maple cuando inesperadamente me mandan un link ''raro''... pense que era algo freak, asi como gente muerta, amputaciones extremas, algun video bizarro, parodias religiosas, etc, pero no O_o

era una pequeña investigacion, sin musica, ni colores, ni fotos, ni CTs ni nada, eran las leyes mas estupidas del mundo...lo se, casi todas son estupidas, pero estas son las mas retards, 25, para ser exacto.

check this out:

• 1. Si aparece una ballena muerta en las costas británicas, la cabeza es del rey. Sin embargo, la cola pertenece a la reina en el caso de que necesite los huesos para su corsé.

• 2. En Bahrein, un doctor puede examinar los genitales de una mujer, pero tiene terminantemente prohibido mirar a ellos directamente durante el examen, y sólo puede ver su reflejo en un espejo.

• 3. En Londres es ilegal montar en un taxi si se tiene la peste.

• 4. En Vermont (Estados Unidos) , las mujeres necesitan un permiso firmado de sus maridos para usar dentadura postiza.

• 5. En la ciudad estadounidense de Boulder, Colorado, es ilegal matar un pájaro dentro de los límites de la ciudad, así como ser el dueño de una mascota (legalmente, los ciudadanos sólo son "supervisores" de éstas).

• 6. En la ciudad de York (Inglaterra), es legal asesinar a un escocés dentro de las antiguas murallas, pero sólo si él lleva un arco y flechas.

• 7. En Chester (Inglaterra), los galeses no pueden entrar a la ciudad antes de la salida del sol, y no pueden permanecer en ella una vez se ha puesto.

• 8. En Kentucky (EEUU), es ilegal llevar armas ocultas que excedan de los dos metros de largo.

• 9. En Florida (EEUU), las mujeres solteras que salten en paracaídas los domingos pueden ser encarceladas.

• 10. En el Reino Unido, un hombre que se siente obligado a orinar en público puede hacerlo siempre y cuando apunte hacia la rueda de su vehículo y mantenga su mano derecha apoyada en él.

• 11. En El Salvador, los conductores ebrios pueden ser castigados con la muerte ante un pelotón de fusilamiento.

• 12. Está permitido pasear un rebaño de ovejas a lo largo del Puente de Londres sin tener que pagar peaje, lo mismo que ocurre con los gansos en Cheapside.

• 13. En el Reino Unido, los hombres menores de 14 deben practicar diariamente el tiro con arco.

• 14. En Indonesia, la masturbación está penada con la decapitación.

• 15. En Miami, es ilegal pasearse por la comisaría de Policía en monopatín.

• 16. En Lancashire (Inglaterra) , si un policía te para en la orilla del mar, está prohibido que incites a un perro a ladrar.

• 17. En el Reino Unido, una embarazada puede orinar donde quiera, incluso en un casco de policía.

• 18. Los barcos de la Armada Real Británica que entran al Puerto de Londres deben proporcionar un barril de ron a los encargados de la Torre de Londres.

• 19. En Ohio (EEUU), es ilegal tener un pez borracho.

• 20. En Alabama (EEUU) , es ilegal vendar los ojos a una persona mientras conduce su vehículo.

• 21. En el Reino Unido, es ilegal no contarle al cobrador de impuestos lo que no quieres que sepa. Sin embargo, puedes ocultarle lo que no te importaría que supiese.

• 22. En Francia, es ilegal poner de nombre a un cerdo Napoleón.

• 23. En el Reino Unido, se considera un acto de traición poner al revés un sello de correos en el que aparece una imagen de la monarquía británica.

• 24. Es ilegal morir en el Parlamento británico.

• 25. Va contra la ley que un taxi transporte cadáveres o perros rabiosos en Londres.



WTF

Owned\Pwned 2.0
















jueves, 10 de abril de 2008

Chuck Norris








-Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

-When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

-Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

-When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet water gets Chuck Norris.

-chuck norris decided a deck of cards should have 52. why? BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS.

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

-Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-There are no disabled\handicap people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

-If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

-Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

-If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

-Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

-When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

-Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

-If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris invented water.

-Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"

-Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

-Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

-Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

-Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives.

-The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

-God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.

-It never rains when Chuck Noris is around, if it tried he would just roundhouse kick every single raindrop.

- There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris.

-The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris’s nutsack.

-Chuck Norris doesn't believe in god, god believes in Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”.

-If you have five thousand pesos and Chuck Norris has five thousand pesos, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

-When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

-Chuvk Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


miércoles, 9 de abril de 2008

Zombie Attack Test


Hello R3tards!!!!111oneone!!!111shift!!!one!!one!!111

I was losing my time downloading ''black amputee toilet hardware handjob porn'' when i accidentally found this shit O_o


its a very funny and interesting test, specially made for those boring moments.

take a look bitches!!

http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/take.php?id=12035

This Shit is Fucked Up

Just click the fucking picture, read the fucking text and think about it.



Owned\Pwned

OWNED (OWN3D): is an internet slang word used commonly in gaming circles to acknowledge a form of superiority through the downfall of another entity, be it another gaming clan, or a single user.


PWNED (PWN3D): used primarily in the Internet gaming culture, means to soundly defeat an opponent. It is sometimes used for taunting of an in-game enemy, and rubbing in victories. The etymology of the term pwn is believed to be rooted in a typographical error arising from the proximity of the 'p' key to the 'o' key on a standard English keyboard.